July 10, 2008 BY WES FINLEY
1 foot booger rope
Kevin shares memorable lines from standardized-test essays, featuring a very unfortunate diaper, a half-lion half-zebra, and a one-foot booger rope.
Read the storyPERSONAL STORIES. QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT.
It seemed like a good idea
at the time.
Life, fatherhood, nostalgia, and the occasional spectacular lapse in judgment. All documented for your amusement.
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