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Litter 4 Lemonade
After several months of nonstop lobbying and emotional manipulation Audrey finally broke me down. She wanted a lemonade stand. Not just casually wanted one. Audrey wanted a lemonade stand the way Walter White wanted an empire.
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Ants are Tricksy
Why would a fully grown adult male spend money on an ant farm? Maybe I am simply trying to relive my childhood, or maybe some parts of my brain are severely underdevelopedālet’s hope it is the former. Either way, the…
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The Legend of Delilah B.
š° The Legend of Delilah B. In 2002, Kevin Goldberg bought a $10 rabbit. It cost us our dignity, our phone cords, and very nearly a human life. This is the legend of Delilah B. š A Questionable Beginning The…
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Why I Left 50 Acres for a Nashville Cul-Du-Sac
In 2021, my family moved to 50 acres off Highway 70S in Bellevue. It was exactly what we thought we wanted after the pandemic: rolling hills, dense woods, and a hidden half-acre pond that felt like something out of a…
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The Nashville Ice Storm
Claire and I woke up at 3 a.m. Sunday morning to explosions outside, which is generally not how you want to start a relaxing winter weekend. It was still pitch black. Thick clouds covered the moon, and heavy freezing rain…
